PREPARE TO STANDBY

PREPARE TO STAND BY...

No, really.
Don't stand by...
just prepare to standby...

I am posting from Zeta Reticuli
as I have just stepped through the stargate,
and am taking care of things in the home system.
I will be back through the stargate soon,
but I can't think of anything too clever,
or too stoopid right now.

...I'll leave that up to the rest of you...